Television channels, dailies and online magazines are pontificating about the root cause of terror attacks in India and are offering unsolicited advice on possible solutions. They are missing the point by a mile and a half. The solution: Ram Gopal Verma. By taking a first hand look at the mayhem unleashed on the Taj, he is perfectly placed to come up with a solution. A little bird tells me that he is now going to remake the old Dev Anand starrer, Paying Guest, albeit tweaked in RGV’s own trademark style. The film will be called ‘Preying Guest’ – it is about a bunch of militants who check into a 5-star hotel only to take hostages and prey on them. Later, the title could run into trouble with the original makers of the movie and would be changed to ‘Marna Zaroori Hai’. Disaster tourism, anyone?
And if the movie is anything like his Aag, it should scare the jehadi’s into submission. There could even be a special promo for jehadis – ‘we dare you to sit through the entire film’. If they fail to do so, they have to give up their jehadi ways. Now, there’s hope.
So true… So true.. As if the most important person who needed to be at the scene was RGV!
Its a wonder that Deshmukh hasn’t been killed by the people yet for making this entire situation the set of another disastrous movie!
I think the movie can also be called “PHOONK bujhaigi AAG”..aargh!!
Well, the last para speaks a lot for RGV…!!! and for his failures too…